partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

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truth


lestradehasthephonebox:

If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet.  They fell in love and everyone else died.

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tears

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keepcalmcalion:

Omg laughing so hard!

keepcalmcalion:

Omg laughing so hard!

Guys, I get it: providing healthcare benefits to employees cost money. And, as a group, you tend to prefer things that do not cost that — I watch Undercover Boss. But own your layoffs and your policies. Let’s stop pretending that suddenly, with this election, bosses have been transformed into reluctant assholes.

Obamacare is just the latest excuse to wriggle out of the social contract. For many years now, full-time benefits like sick days, maternity leave, pensions, lunch hours, chairs — have disappeared by magically transforming full-time employees into ‘independent contractors’ or ‘part-time-20-year temp help.’ Wanna avoid paying half of your employees’ Social Security tax? Reclassify them as ‘independent contractors’ so they pay it all themselves! Make them fill out a 1099! ‘That’s not a full-time busboy — that’s Juan Co., LLC!’

…So let’s cut the ‘I’d loooove to be able to give employees healthcare — I just can’t!’ Let’s face the facts: pizza and coal companies are just unlucky enough to have a labor force that can’t be outsourced — you happen to be among the few industries that still has to hire Americans! I’m sure that if you could outsource your pizza-making to China, I’m sure that ‘Papa John’s’ would become Papa San’s. Which is actually (Japanese), but, you know, for the joke. You understand.

…So maybe next time, take all the millions you donated for partisan political purposes and pump it back into the type of healthcare advances that may ultimately increase business productivity! And then, we can just keep pizza out of politics.


JON STEWART, responding to business owners like Papa John’s CEO John Schnatter threatening to fire employees because of the implementation of Obamacare, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)

Remember: Obamacare never mandated that employers fire people or reduce their hours. That is the decision that the employer made. It’s not Obama’s fault that some business owners are total dicks.

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“you know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word nerd derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist”

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I’ve been away


sorry tumblr peeps I’ve been busy and not paying nearly enough attention to you all.

So just to catch you up on all the deep thoughts I’ve had over the last two  months..

Mitt Romeny is a Fuck…

that is all

omgomgomg CUTEZ

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sincerelyedie:

anukii:

brokensilence137:

STANDING OVATION.

BLUNT. BEAUTIFUL.




Truth

sincerelyedie:

anukii:

brokensilence137:

STANDING OVATION.

BLUNT. BEAUTIFUL.

Truth

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